It's not a mess it's a work of art!

How would it be to go without a day of crazy life lessons of drama? Or how would it be for all of you that read my blog to hear me say something that isn't drama related? Well Fat chance of that. That's Right you heard me. Some how I just attract drama or do I create it? Well you can decide for yourself. Last night I was coming home from work and I was talking to my parents have a good time talk to them, when all of sudden a dead DEER in the middle of the road hit my car. Well not exactly. I hit the already dead deer. If there was any sign that the deer might come back to life I took that away from it. When I saw the deer I didn't know what to do. Swerve to my left and hit a car or hit the deer? I took the lesser of the two evils. It was crazy feeling to see the deer and know that something could happen to my car. After I hit the deer of course my mouth went off like a sailor. I guess I was hoping that those words would make the problem go away. But they didn't, I was nervous in calling Mike knowing that his reaction would not be good. So I called a friend from work that I knew would be able to come help. She came but we didn't know what really to do. Was I suppose to call the cops or just sit tight for help. I eventually called Mike to tell him what happened. I got the response that I was dreading "how many times have I told you not to drive that road?" (More than once) So he came. As he pulled up a off duty police officer was helping. We were looking at the deer's guts underneath the car. Mike brought some shovels to scrap off the guts. I think the car smells and sounds worse then it is. Mike said when he was done I will see when you get home. He was home a little after I was. He told me that he stayed behind and helped the officer remove the deer off the road. They shoveled it off. He also said "The officer tells his wife to stay off the same road all the time but she doesn't either" He also said that most of the accidents that happen out there are due to deer. Yeah that was reason enough for me to stop driving the back road in the dark.

I was pushing to drive myself to Snowflake in a few weeks for my cousins wedding but I know now what he meant that if I got in trouble I wouldn't know what to do or to handle the situation. So if I am going to the wedding I'm flying. But that won't happen because yeah I have also learned that money doesn't grow on trees.
......Hours later.....After I came home from work today my car sounded worse than it did last night. After Mike investigating it I will be having it towed to a drive train shop so that it can be fixed. Mike and I were talking about maybe are just vain people and when we get a little ahead something happens to us to put us back in our place. Yeah we need to be more humble.